A Brief Rant about Moles
BEEEEPZT BEEEEPZT. This sound haunts my dreams. I am at my wits end. This incessant noise has terrorized my street for the last year or so. Everyone reaches their breaking point, and today on my walk with Macaroni, I have reached mine. From what I understand, this noise appears to be part of a device that vibrates to help rid one’s yard of moles. However, what it fails to consider is how much it bothers me. At any given time, if you stand in the street you hear this noise, cutting through the tranquility of suburbia and replacing it with the chaos of a 20th century refinery. I’m being dramatic but you get my point. I cannot stand this thing. But here is the best part. It doesn’t work. My neighbors have had this in their yard for the better part of a year. By my count this morning they have three mole-hills in their yard. Obviously this thing operates using some sort of pseudo science. Here is my advice for my neighbors on how to rid their yard of their...
